1,288 words and many clauses make up the lengthy run-on phrase. It actually lists what random minerals they through in to make it TASTE like salt. Does it serve an obvious purpose? I know it was her idea, 'cause my dad hates it, too. After all, isn't that basicly what the best teachers do? you will all suffer as i have suffered when and if you graduate. I would have sold the monkey and the organ and been able to eat for at least a year. Such proofs often use computational proof methods and may be considered non-surveyable . The number of characters in the longest word is also shown. All the other internet writers have nothing on me, except they're better at advertising, having a central theme/plot and basically more talented. This seemed slightly unpracticle, so we ended up not taking that 337 mile detour. Maybe I subconsiously DO know what I'm doing here, but refuse to admit it to myself. Look how long this has gotten. If that happens, then no one will read this. Random people will think they've gone crazy, after a seemingly innocent visit to the zoo. I translated it from German to English and got "I am the Moved Taco!" You know, the small, white feather. I was bored, and a dilligent reader suggested I make fake commercials, sotherer they are. Very difficult equation Math Forum . I mean, after all, I made this site. GrrrrI had a nifty rant all planned out in my head. 17 min ago Plus, I am horrible at spelling. There is a world where you are a faerie. I love the little tacos, I love them good! I am going to start a protest group. You'd have to find the end, of course. Good. But then I listened to some of the new music I put on my site and mellowed out. That's it, I'm gonna take drastic measures! Pop-Up ad's help you get rid of pop-up ads? As long as I'm happy, right. Now, correct me if I'm wrongbut Iraq? If you want neat, go to some other site(though, as mentioned in Flaming Chickens Code:472 there is no such thing as a site better than this one). Then everyone would cut and scrape themselves to be covered in scabs. Only if I had multiple personalities. As long as the bear blends in, you know? OrI could just continue to write about finding a topic. You exploud. We'd probably go crazier. This is because she memorizes the questions. It says that in black ander lime green! Especially since no one but me would ask the question. No? Maybe. Now, don't get me wrong. Anyway, I still don't think that anyone is actually coming here. It's stupid. For all you know, you could be halucinating my entire site! The actually think that their skin's efforts to protect them are ATTRACTIVE. I feel special. It deludes all of American's sweet, innocent, candy-loving children into thinking that a cartoon owl is smarter than they are! And so I'm in deep doo-doo. But, for a time, Faulkner took the run-on as far as it could go. Cheese is watching. 16 min ago I had some conspriacy or another to rant about. It would sneeze, then start it's eight-hour-long death hum. Noone can do everything, so how can you expect a SIGN, with the I.Q. Wow. I worked for four hours at the "Library of Terror" sponsered by TAB. The 2.4 million words sentence is published in four volumes of Nigel Tomm's novel 'The Blah Story' (i.e., volumes 16, 17, 18 and 19). 11. Now no one can ever say that I don't take care of my viewers. We eventually reached our destination after 16 hours of virtually non-stop driving. Have you ever had the evil pop-up that says that if you click here, it'll get rid off all the annoying pop-ups? To Cheese Nips. Would it be cheating to fill it out again? After all, how can I be self derisive, and full of low expectations for this site if I KNOW people are hereseveral thousand of them in fact, in just a few months. I can just see the whole community rising to thwart my attempts to spread love, joy and insane chaos. Well, my squirell now has an arch-enemy. I hate Math. Another article claims that an anitseptic turned a polar bear purple, drawing large crowds of people. The number of licks, I mean. He took the TAB member quiz and turned out to be me, he took the JOB quiz, and was a repo man (which had a pic of my brother) He said he wanted to see what I was doing, and to make sure that I wasn't saying anything derrogatory about my parents. They couldn't stop laughing. Using prior knowledge, I deduced that Mrs. X was full of crap. And the preceding generations became brain-washed (possibly through subliminal messages in sun-tan lotion commercials) to believe tans were expected. It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website. They may go to a resteraunt with an arcarde, or the movies or to a theme park. I may NEVER shut up. For all you, the uninformed consumer, could know, it might have rat poison in it. I probley wouldn't actually print this out (think how much paper it would take!) I mean, she traded Asia for a carrot! You cannot deny the logic of my thinking! That's exactly what tanning is like. Now, a long time ago, people were sort of smarter. All along, my entire family has scoffed (nifty word, isn't it?) Unsubscribe at any time. they were special wings. -works best on pc/laptop. To make up quotes from the non-existent Flaming Chicken Handbook, which Im sure you have a copy of. d)I already did that in a past life and it sucked. I DO NOT LIKE CHANGE! Wouldn't pure water TASTE pure, and impure water TASTE impure? I figure that even the people I manage to lure onto my site from neopets don't even bother to come to this particular page. If you can sleep through a raging fire, close enough to set off the smoke detector, then you are definitly going to sleep through the smoke detector. *yawn* I'm back. When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. I only signed up for a semester. After complaining how hungry she was, and about the poor quality of the resteraunt, she walked out of the resteraunt, instructing the rest of us to "enjoy our meals". And so, in the interest of wasting even more time, I made a list. I only know that I'm entertaining me, which was my original goal. You see, most people, they don't like reading or writing. Wal-mart TV is evil. Or maybe not. responsible for any faulty wiring or lack thereof in your computer. I won't be able to feed my various imaginary pets and friends their beloved imaginary food! Obviously, you know this. If not, then some day, when the Internet is down and I'm really bored, I will construct a model OFCR and attempt to launch it. It'd probley be as popular as those game shows that no one's ever heard of. You know the one. It sucked. I don't want a full year of work. It is now my civic duty to discover this ancient mystery, and reveal it to the uncaring world. Nowadays, postmodern fiction writers such as John Barth are still influenced by Faulkners run-on technique. Confusing, huh? You wanna try to convince me I'M crazy? Which is what I do best. It MUST be true! Well, you can't possibly have more time than I do. Too bad. Next to the Really Big Button, of course. I made a virtual pet for it. That's why I like fast-food salt. My brother(age 13) even decided upon a new job he wants when he's old enough to work, a busboy at the bar. Your subconsious mind acts on whatever it is told. Pathetic. And more than slightly embarassed. i broke the world record. Couldn't you just stick some jelly in a piecrust and bake it? * (*Not a guarantee) (Next commercial)Have you ever wondered why food sometimes goes bad in your fridge, even if you've only had it a few years? Either way, he got assasinated. You seethey feel that the only way to reward academic achievementyada-yada-yadais to force the smart kids to be ushers for Senior Honor Nite, and Graduation. Python | Yesthat's rightsuicide. Anyway, like the "diet supplement" people, the earring manufacturers KNOW that once they pierce you, you'll be hooked for life. And then the quality will go down and the vicious spiral of good and bad will continue untill I either give up this text, or go crazyer. Anywaythat was my family vacation rant. Then he preceeded to trash my room, scattering kleenex everywhere. When you look at them they are identical to the evil little Cheez-Its. The World's Largest Maths Problem Has Been Solved, And It. There may also be evil little links that are designed to confuse you. AhhhI see your confusion! So, predictably, here I am. The title contains the longest word. It would be a sin against humanity for a better site to exist. I get home from work at 5:30p.m. And they pushed my toes together. Anyway, there's nothing wrong with reading food labels. OF FREAKIN' COURSE IT WAS FREE! You haven't been paying attention have you? Today, in my (Honors) English class, we did group work. #1You can say or do anything and normal people will agree with you in the hopes that you'll be satisfied, shut up, and go away. Did you know that I now possess a DOMAIN NAME? Yes, I am. owfrjtnrgkzcbvwruogjlvdajngwruojlnvdakjefnlvk aij hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, jfeoisbhoaubhfvionadkfvbskjvb efnvkjnbsxuhbgv hiiiii, this has one word in it first person to see the gets $100 cash app njhcewhfb whebfuewhfjwenifbewiubfiebfebwqjfbwejnfewihfiuhweniufjeuirhfiuerfburiebfiewbjfkwefqhcewfhepwuhfiuwerfuiwqerpifjbruegferiuhfiuerwhfuiifewiviiuhuihrgiobguhtrbiuhtreiubhriurhviuwrhiuvht4rnrijpewvpiefhwnovjibrfpierfnhvipuerbfviuphrwipjvnwefkjvnpwiefv pirfnhpiejpoerwpivherwpoivhwepriuvipr evijnreijnrojvwejrfvoijerreiobfr iuvfrvjo frvjrweoijbvweiojrfoiwervicebrwouvbwerouvu perivoerijvoiuwerbviouweroiuberouvberfoefubvouiwriuebrouweuberwiuvherivyherwiubvewiurobviuwervuwervouwrewoiuvherwiuoeHIewijvhferiucbuhewjdhfewiufdhiu3riuheriufheriuhfiuerhfiuhwreiufhirwhiufhwiurhfiuhreiuhfiuheriwfhriehfiuerwhufihreuifheirhfiuwheruifherwoiuwfheruhwifhreiuhwoiuhfuerhfhwruifhriuehfueri. I clarified, which countries fought in the Civil War. There's strawberry pie, apple, pumpkin and so many others, but there is no grape pie! These links send stuff to someone named johnjones333@hotmail.com The Patron Saint of Paper Clips does not know who this individual is, but sincerly wishes that you send all your hate mail to him. Or suffer my blindingly moronic nail messages. Oh, wellI tired of nostalgia. The whole thing. Any way, I'm leaving to eat some Cheessy goodness! Alrighty then. These "faeries" sprinkle your food with highly toxic "age dust" and ruin a perfectly good four-year-old meatloaf. I'm backit's been awhile since I've written here. (it's edited, of course, to stay PG13**** signifies a random naugty word:)) "HEY, DOG ENTITY! I'm allergic to parts of it, have irrational fears about others and I'm pretty sure it's against my Jenny religionalong with eating mashed potatoes, or potatoes of any kind. Gotta goI think I hear a catchy jingle. 5 Wonderfully Long Literary Sentences by Samuel Beckett, Virginia Woolf, F. Scott Fitzgerald & Other Masters of the Run-On, Seven Tips From William Faulkner on How to Write Fiction, William Faulkner Reads from As I Lay Dying, Josh Jonesis a writer and musician based in Durham, NC. Or possibly a really good president who wanted to fly to the moon. The entire message board was like one big insane asylum. I learned this from my calculator. Help me! Here I am, trying to get a decent nights sleep and there's this green light that periodically blinks to red directly in front of me. It's the same concept. She is a heavy-set Yorkshire Terrior (12 lbs.) OH, SO SPLENDID!! I bet you couldn't tell. *sniffle* Why must this be? What a good idea! This is a list of unusually long mathematical proofs. In a recent article, humorist Dave Barry discussed the addictive quality of the snack food, Cheez-Its. His syntax has a way of weaving itself into the unconscious, emerging as fair to middling imitation. Answer me, you blobby looking freak! 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We need to act now! It's been practically proven that Ketchup transforms into a highly intoxicating (non-addictive) delicious substance upon returning from the 5th Dimension. Code: 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook states that the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (thats me) is allowed to cause vague, pain like sensations while the offending person (or alien life form, dog, etc.) OhI'm rambling again, aren't I? I love my calculator, though. If you have a decent graphing calculator, plug in the infinity symbol divided by anything, (even infinity). There's even a money back guarantee. BoyI really enjoy confusing myself! In obscure cookbooks. ` And absolutly NO air-pressure. When I play a gambling game, there is a possibility that I'll lose everything, so I start on negative however much NP I have with me. Now I can think. If I were to suddenly convert this entrie site into a *shudders* Backstreet Boys fan site or something, you wouldn't be any more suprised than I would be if my brother woke up one day and suddenly realized that he's shallow. That makes me feel alll warm and fuzzy inside. It just seems extremly weird (and worthy of mentioning) that this semi-important guy from Kansas believes in a "vast breakfast food conspiracy". Oh, by the way, I was paid a decent compliment today. You didn't run screaming to another site, thankfull for the chance to escape this insanity. He sneaks into neighboring homes, and takes clothing, wrapped christmas presents, and anything he can find. MOstly donut cake. It really lets me get to know you. I love it! Oh, guess what? Girls began wearing skimpier, and skimpier bathing suits. It hurt. It will be a truly magestic site, as it launches from the earth, spewing excess oxygen, cardboard, feathers and tape. I'm goin' light on the advertising at the moment, which is why I'm free to write here. OR something. Here, topic, topic, topic! This has been bothering me for a while. I'm fairly certain she knows it's not alive, though. There ARE aliens. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Image by Carl Van Vechten, via Wikimedia Commons. I've finnally figured out sorta, maybe, kinda, how to do stuff to make it more real. Which would be boring. I'm so very, very tired. How did they ever afford an organ-thingy? But, if you expect something and get something you feel nothing. Maybe. For that matter, how do you know that ANYTHING but you exists! And lastly, you'd have to know where the heck this site is. And if you expect something and get nothing, you feel cheated. And ever loony in America decided that it was a conspiracy. Does the commercial take that into account? You're shocked at my selfish, bad, memory. Why bother asking? Her enemy is a fake Yorkshire Terrior (same species as her) made entirely out of goat hair. I got to go to a huge library, and see Terminator 3 at the local theater. And the plan would have failed and Neo might have died, along with a large portion of the city (the building was set to blow if there was any intruders) SoNeo's choice to attempt to save Trinity triggered the sequence of events that led to her death. Unless someone does something, Neo, Morpheus and many others will die. They started shaking and barked their little heads off. Who'd thought that I could use time that many times in only a few sentences? Before you know it, we'll have orange alligators, pink tigers and blue lions. Is this eating up time? And don't even get me started on earrings. Or maybe you're just skimming. It can be very confusing, especially if you weren't paying attention in the first place. Ooooooooooooo! Her first guess was enslaved africans. I'm leavingnow I'm back! When you're in space (without a space suit) you don't SUFFUCATE, you don't FREEZE. And I'm willing to enlighten you, the potentially you-know-what reader. She's evil. What an eccentric idea! ME: Yep. More recently, I was trying to instill a sense of empathy and niceness in her. Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. It's wrong, I tell you. Perhaps Kodak is actually a front organization for a shadowy governmental system that controls the entire world and didn't want mankind to obtain the freedom of the stars and so tried to sabotauge the space program even though it didn't work as well as they planned. But I can't think of anything to write about. Or, if I was weirder than I am, I could at least kill the monkey with the organ and eat it. I want SOME free time. Think about that old saying about "If you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, eventually they would reproduce the entire works of Shakespear". I'm completly and totally addicted. What I liked best was the philosophy on choices. This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! Let's seewhat have I ranted about before, subliminal messages, vast breakfast cereal conspiracies, water, uhreality tv? Well, too bad! Seeya! I am writing to let you know that I have received an email from {name of recipient}. Butthat'd be a lot of work, unlike ranting, raving and rambling. The only difference is the taste, which I enjoy, since it is new and different. Needless to say, we ignored her.